JAZZY

Border Collie | FEMALE | 10 YEARS OLD | Slidell, LA


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JAZZY

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Hi! My name is JAZZY. I am a Border Collie from Slidell, LA

Nicknames: Jazzy-under the house Now-Jazzy-in the-house; Yazzy
Birth Day, Month and Year: 11/18/2004
Age: 10
Weight: 26-50 lbs.
Gender: F
Education:
THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BORDER COLLIES

1. I consider myself to be an integral part of the family - don't treat me like a mere dog.

2. I will chase anything that moves - get used to it.

3. I will stick my nose into everyone's business and feel compelled to comment upon my observations.

4. If you should leave me behind, I shall consider this an aberration of proper behavior and will voice my disapproval...loud and long...often accompanied by frantic twirling and jumping.

5. I will determine which of your friends is worthy of my affection, and which are to be observed at a distance, before a verdict is rendered. All decisions are final.

6. I will follow you to the ends of the earth, and ALWAYS into the bathroom.

7. No door is considered to be closed as long as I can push it open with my nose.

8. Give me plenty of toys and activities to keep me busy. You don't want me finding tasks on my own - trust me on this.

9. I have absolutely no qualms about stealing FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD from any source available, even if it is from the mouths of babes.

10. I will give you the best moments of our lives and memories you will cherish forever.
My pet peeves: people who throw away perfectly good food.
My hobbies: chewing paper & cardboard. Peeing on top of every other dog's pee.
My favorite hang out spot? At my feet
My favorite grub: Cardboard, paper plates, books; whatever anyone else is eating
My favorite treat: Everything she puts in her mouth - edible or not
My favorite tricks: sit,wait for food
What I love about my owner: She gives me the love and affection I have craved for my entire life.
Motto Within the heart of every stray lies the singular desire to be loved. *** *** Shelter Girls Rule!
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