Hemingway "Hemi"

Border Collie | MALE | 8 YEARS OLD | Austin, TX


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Hemingway "Hemi"

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Hi! My name is Hemingway "Hemi". I am a Border Collie from Austin, TX

Nicknames: Hemi's cute nicknames are the following: "Stop That" "Put that Down" "Stop Licking Everyone" "How'd you get up there?" "Give Me that Cat" "Stop Prank-Calling the Animal Shelter" "Where Are My Keys?" and
Birth Day, Month and Year: 10/1/2005
Age: 8
Weight: 26-50 lbs.
Gender: M
Education: Hemi's crowning achievement to date is the total consumption of a brand new tube of feline laxitive.
My pet peeves: This squirrely little knucklehead is completely terrified of wide open storm drains. We think a mean local opossum that lives in one near our house scared the bejeezus out of Hemi one day... and he's never been the same.
My hobbies: College-level algebra, basketweaving and herding our poor cat all around the house and yard... ALL THE TIME.
My favorite hang out spot? Red Bud Dog park in Austin, Texas. It's a great park because there are several spots for dogs and owners to swim together in the cool, spring-fed waters of Lake Austin.
My favorite grub: If you say the word "treat," it doesn't matter what you give him... he'll love it. The other day I said, "Hemi, do you want a treat?" I then threw him a worn out snow tire, which he promptly gobbled down.
My favorite treat: Hemi lives for treats. See the dog's favorite grub section. For the right treat, Hemi will key someone's car for you. He's like that.
My favorite tricks: Hemi loves to sneak into the garage at night and take my new pickup truck out for a spin. I caught him once on a fairly major highway near our house. Needless to say, I gave him a stern talking to and learned to lock my keys in a safe at night.
What I love about my owner: By owner, do you mean my fiancee? (She's now my wife, by the way... and she doesn't own me, many think she does... but I'm the boss when you come right down to it. Of course, when I say "when you come right down to it," I mean if you check with me and there's no one else within earshot.
Motto "Why are we just standing around? Let' go! Let's go! Let's go! Oh, and don't forget the frisbee, the tennis ball or the soccer ball... um, you'd better go ahead and bring the tug-o-war rope and the floatie thing, too."
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