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I AM A 9/11 VICTIM AND WAS TAKING A WALK. THERE WAS A SMALL WHITE PUPPY ALL MY HERSELF IN A PET STORE WINDOW. I WENT INTO THE STORE AND ASKED TO PET HER... SHE GAVE ME A BIG KISS AND NEED I SAY ANY MORE? SHE HAD COME FROM BUDPEST, EUROPE ALL ALONG AND WAS IN NEW YORK CITY WAITING FOR ME. I REALLY DIDN'T WANT A DOG, BUT PUT A DEPOSIT ON HER AND THEN TOOK THE SUBWAY HOME. I KEPT TELLING MYSELF, NO, NO NO!, BUT WENT TO MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT, GOT THE MONEY AND WENT BACK TO THE PET STORE. SHE WAS WAITING FOR ME. I TOOK HER HOME TO MY APARTMENT AND PUT HER IN A CHAIR, TOOK HER PICTURE, AND SHE TOLD ME "I AM THE QUEEN- AS IN QUEENS, NEW YORK, I AM THE QUEEN OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE! I RULE AND MY NAME SHOULD BE QUEENIE. SO, I GAVE HER THE OFFICIAL NAME OF QUEENIE SHANTAIL SCHMIDLAP, THE QUEEN OF THE UPPER WEST SIDE OF NEW YORK CITY.
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