Popular Dogs: Yorkshire Terriers

Discover the breed characteristics of the Yorkshire Terrier.

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To all outward appearances, your Yorkshire Terrier seems harmless: too charming to overlook, but too miniscule to take seriously. Believe this at your peril. Once a Yorkie enters your home, the place is his. He soon will have the entire family bowing and scraping (literally!). Many of us already know this firsthand, but what some of us are not yet aware of is that these tiny dogs are planning on taking over the entire world.

Don’t believe me? While nobody was paying attention, for example, the Yorkie has made a silent but steady ascent up the ladder on the American Kennel Club’s registration lists. Half a century or so ago, the Yorkie ranked 57th among the 112 breeds, but by 1970, the breed had climbed to 17th place.  By 1980, he was up to No. 11, and broke into the top 10 in 1995. Today, the formidable toy terrier ranks No. 2, behind only the perennial Labrador Retriever. But Labs had better watch out, because Yorkies are about to bite ‘em in the butts. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

The idea of Yorkies taking over the world is, in a way, a comforting one. The Yorkie is beautiful, courageous, sociable, hyper-sophisticated and super intelligent. If any dog deserves to own the planet, it’s surely this one. Let’s take a look at the Yorkshire Terrier’s 13-step program for taking over.

Step 1: Distract the owner with extreme cuteness.
While the human is oohing and aahing over the adorable mite, the tiny terror (I meant "terrier,” of course) is using his magical powers to receive extra treats, a special place on the bed or a diamond necklace in place of the cheap rhinestone one originally purchased. Tap water will and must be replaced by Perrier. As for ordinary dog food -- forget it. Yorkies prefer lean cuts of home-prepared beef, salmon and chicken, with fresh grilled veggies on the side.

Step 2: Smother with hair.
Although the Yorkshire Terrier is tiny, he magically produces more hair than a Newfoundland in the dead of winter. However, Yorkies do not shed, and that’s part of their magic. Still, they can and will manage to tangle or mat up their luxuriant and silky hair at a moment’s notice, forcing the owner to spend hours grooming or having it cut to a sensible length. (If you decide to try for the long coat, it is essential that the part is even. Yorkies cannot abide a crooked part.) Most Yorkies seem to enjoy the bows their owners insist on decorating them with, as long as the colors complement their hair. Some people have no taste in this matter.

Step 3: Misdirect the human’s attention.
The Yorkie is well-versed in the art of slight-of-paw. Notably, he is able to use his skills in misdirection to disorient the human about how many terriers he or she actually owns. Many Yorkshire Terrier owners thought they had only one Yorkie, only to discover later that they had four of them. Or vice versa.

Those old enough to remember the original Star Trek TV series may recall the incredibly cute tribbles, which looked suspiciously like Yorkshire Terrier puppies, and which eventually took over the Starship Enterprise. That’s what will happen at your house -- even if you only have one Yorkie. (Be forewarned: Nearly everyone who gets one Yorkshire Terrier eventually gets two -- and so on. They are so small and active, it’s hard to keep count.)

Step 4: Start barking.
Yorkies are sometimes accused of being "yappy.” They are not yappy. They are engaged in a carefully planned (and high-pitched) tactic to get what they want. Nor do they bark all the time, as detractors claim. Yorkies bark only when: (a) intruders approach, (b) it’s dinnertime, (c) it’s near dinnertime, (d) they think it’s near dinnertime, (d) they want to be petted, (f) they want to go out, (g) they want to play, (h) they want you to come home, (i) they want to you throw the cat off your lap so they can sit there, or (j) they want something else, and who knows what the heck it is? The important thing is that Yorkies like to keep you guessing.

The Yorkshire Terrier has perfectly calibrated his barking to a pitch that’s precisely unbearable to human ears when continued for more than five seconds. The Yorkie employs this method to obtain his desires when more subtle clues like staring, nudging and peeing on the floor seem to escape the owner’s notice.

Step 5: Manipulate the other pets.
Yorkshire Terriers are smarter than most other dogs, and usually can manage to get someone else blamed for things they do themselves. "It couldn’t have been the Yorkie,” thinks the naïve owner, gazing with dismay at the ripped curtains, unrolled toilet paper and chewed-up couch. "She’s too tiny to make a mess this big.” The Lab gets in trouble instead, and the Yorkie snickers up his silky sleeve. The Labrador just looks guilty.

Step 6: Convince the owner that he is impossible to housetrain.
Almost every Yorkie book and website warns owners that the little dogs are a challenge to housetrain. Well, maybe, but the true reason is seldom given. Yorkshire Terriers find outdoor toilet facilities demeaning and prefer to eliminate in the house, same as their owners. You can solve the problem quite easily by providing an indoor doggie litter box, preferably encrusted with jewels, or by using the outdoors yourself, so the dog doesn’t feel so self-conscious.

Step 7: Complain about the cold.
Because they only have a single coat (not double coated like other breeds), most Yorkies hate cooler weather, and owners try to compensate by buying or knitting charming dog sweaters and booties for their darlings. These are better than nothing, especially if they are designer-made, but the most advanced Yorkies manage to convince their humans to buy a winter home in Bermuda or Hawaii. They prefer beachfront property, as long as it is near high-end shopping. In Bermuda, the little dogs can wear their bikinis.

Step 8: Take over family planning.
Many Yorkshire Terriers are leery of small, loud, bumbling children, who have been known to tease or fall on these little dogs. In response to that unsatisfactory state of affairs, some Yorkies have managed to convince their owners that a child-free relationship is better for everyone. Someone I knew refused to consider having a baby "until Twitters passes away,” as she said. Being a member of a long-lived breed, Twitters hung on until he was 18, and my friend’s biological clock stopped ticking. So she and her husband got another Yorkie.

Step 9: Fake being a watchdog.
Yorkies are renowned for their alertness, and most family members fondly believe that the Yorkie is warning them of dangers. Wrong. The Yorkie aims to keep everyone out -- both friend and foe. And they don’t care what the neighbors think, either.

Part of the Yorkie’s diabolical world takeover plot is to isolate his family from the outside world, so that you soon will have no friends or anywhere to turn when the inevitable happens, and you are begging your terrier for a scrap of food or the corner of the bed.

Don’t get your hopes up. Yorkies are not known for their compassion. But they do have a sense of humor. In a famous incident, two Yorkshire Terriers leapt to the aid of their elderly owner when she was accosted by a flasher. The Yorkies leapt up and bit the man where it hurt the most. Yorkies not only are brave, but they also are terribly offended by lewd behavior.

They also are fearless where other dogs are concerned. A Yorkie named Oliver broke out of his own house and raced across the street to distract an insane Akita who was attacking an elderly lady. He distracted the huge dog long enough for the victim to make a getaway and suffered some injury himself before he was able to scamper to safety under a car. He received eight stitches and a lot of praise for his courage. There truly is no braver dog than the Yorkshire Terrier.

For another real Yorkie hero, one has to look no further than Smokey, a decorated World War II dog who took baths in her owner’s, Army Corporal Bill Wynne, helmet. (Even on a New Guinea battlefield, a true-blooded Yorkie insists on cleanliness.) Found in a fox-hole, she participated in 12 air-sea rescues and lived through 150 bombardments. It was never clear where she came from originally, since she refused to answer commands in either English or Japanese. Perhaps they forgot to say "please.” The dog actually helped build Allied airfields by dragging wires though narrow culverts no one else could get through. Smokey was later voted "Mascot of the South Pacific,” and finished her career by traveling around the world demonstrating her tricks -- she could walk a tight wire blindfolded.

Step 10: Be portable.
Nothing pleases the adventurous Yorkie more than being where the action is, which is seldom at home. It’s not an accident that the Yorkshire Terrier is so small. Being little is part of the big plan. The Yorkie is so small that you have no excuse not to carry him along with you wherever you go, even into places that are usually forbidden to lesser breeds. (Most toy breeds hate being "boarded out,” and Yorkies are probably tops in this category. They also are not crazy about being left on their own, so you basically have no choice. The Yorkie has made sure of that.) And once you’re in that fancy restaurant or high-class boutique, who is going to be cold-hearted enough to kick you out? Not with that adorable little dog, who’s busy distracting the proprietor with his cuteness. Eventually, the dog will be attached to your hip and you’ll be unable to leave without him even in the unlikely event that you should wish to.

Step 11: Be nice.
The Yorskhire’s Terrier’s ability to get along with other pets, including cats and larger dogs, makes him an easy addition to anyone’s home. And that’s part of the plan, of course. Almost everyone has room for a least one Yorkie, and before you know it, people own a dozen of them and nothing else. Don’t worry, your Yorkie will be very friendly with all the other pets while he is easing them out of your heart and home. As a favor, he may also de-mouse your house, mostly because he can’t stand sharing his living quarters with rodents.

Step 12: Get bored.
Yorkies are so intelligent that they bore easily, and that means they require a great deal of slavish attention from their owners to keep them entertained. The captivated owner can play games with them or even enlist them in a sport that’s laughably known as "obedience.” Yorkies are quite good at this endeavor, so long as they are given treats, toys and other rewards every step of the way. They also excel at agility, although they tend to negotiate the jumps in the order they prefer, rather than the one "ordered” by the owner. The result, however, is that all the spectators gather around and say, "Oh, how sweet!” Thus, the sneaky terrier ropes in more slavish admirers while still doing precisely as he pleases. Of course, Yorkies excel in the show ring, where they simply float by their competition.

However, one should be aware that every Yorkie thinks he should win every class and if he doesn’t, he is liable to take it out on you, and demand more toys and costly items of apparel.

Step 13: Replace the remaining family members in the owner’s heart.
Everyone who has a Yorkie falls deeply and irrevocably in love. Husbands, parents and even children soon take second, third and fourth place in the Yorkie owner’s affection. Soccer games are missed to take the dog to the beauty parlor. Anniversaries are forgotten because the Yorkie needs a new sweater. Family vacations are skipped because the Yorkie doesn’t want to stay in a kennel. Important children’s vaccinations are omitted because there is only enough money for one family member to be up to date on shots.

A friend of mine had just gotten a charming Yorkie as a birthday present for her husband. As she was driving home, she passed an ancient Navajo woman walking along and gave her lift. For a long time the woman remained silent, but finally asked my friend what was in the crate. "It's a Yorkshire Terrier puppy,” my friend explained. "I got it for my husband.” The woman was quiet for another minute, staring at the puppy. At last she solemnly pronounced, "Good trade.”

Grooming:If you didn't want the hair care, you picked the wrong breed. Training your Yorkie from earliest puppyhood to lay quietly in your lap, first on one side, then the other, then on its back, will make the grooming process easier on both of you while subtly reinforcing that you call the shots. Eyes, ears, beard, teeth and nails are all part of the job.

Socialization:This does the lion's share of making sure your Yorkie is confident and outgoing rather than fearful and clinging. Expose your puppy to every sight, smell, sound and sensation that you can. Introduce it to babies, toddlers, teens, seniors, other animals and pets, the city and the country. Take it to a party. Leave it home alone. If socialization opportunities don't present themselves, set them up.

Puppy playgroup:Many Yorkies have limited exposure to other puppies once they leave their litters and no experience at all with puppies of other breeds. A puppy playgroup meets the need of young pups to learn how to be with other dogshow to play, communicate and get along. It's also tremendous fun to chase and be chased.

Obedience class:When your puppy reaches 6 months of age, join a basic obedience class to learn how to train your dog in a group situation. Younger puppies can join a puppy kindergarten class. Your dog will learn to walk at your side, come when called and sit and stay on command. Most important, it will learn how to learn. This is the basis for any specialized training you may want to take up later on.

Teachable moments:Dogs are always in the learning mode, so we are always teachingwhether we realize it or not. Try to be aware of opportunities to teach your dog the rules you want it to live by. For example, when you come in from outdoors, have it wait while you wipe its feet. Signal the end of play by taking the toy from it gently but firmly, using the same words every time. Encourage goodwill toward birds, squirrels and cats that you see on your walks by speaking to it calmly or chiding it gently if it shows too much predatory interest (the more concern you show, the more excitement it will feel).

Teach courageousness by praising it for standing steady or moving toward whatever is new and threatening. Picking your Yorkie up to meet people, to avoid meeting people or other dogs, or when entering strange places, will teach it to be unsure of itself and constantly ask to be carried. Always praise desirable behavior, and ignore behavior you don't want to encourage.

Many people who own Yorkies attest to how smart they are, but at the same time, claim they are impossible to train. Chances are they are working against, rather than with, the Yorkie's basic terrier nature and temperament. To be sure, the working terrier qualities of boldness, tenacity and independence present challenges to anyone who is expecting the Yorkie to respond like a Labrador or Golden Retriever. Like all dogs, the Yorkie will perform best what it truly enjoys doing and what allows it to follow its natural bents. So spend time observing your dog. If its head is high and its ears and tail erect, it's enjoying itself. Experiment with many different activities, both games you invent as well as organized dog sports, and stick with the ones you both enjoy. Then, at the end of a 2-mile walk or a spirited game of tag with the neighbor's new puppy, feel free to tuck your pooped-out puppy under your arm and carry it home.

 


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Macy1   jesup, GA

12/21/2013 5:31:53 AM

i dont like long hair, but when cut, so cute!

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Ana   Rio de Janeiro, Iowa

7/6/2013 5:28:09 AM

LOL my puppy terror, oops, terrier has ubiquitous capability. I have a 15 years old York and got a now 4 months
old.

I don't know what to do anymore. He is constantly trying to make friendship with the older and she barks at
him.

She is adorable and extremely
educated.
But Kim... OMG! "Don't bite" he understands "Bite me
harder."
"Don't go after Nell." He understands "Go after
Nell."

I'm trying my best but I lose control because he simply cannot stand
still.
I don't wanna give up on him. He is also wanting to takeover and control the
world.
Obama!
Beware!

Thank you for the comforting words.

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lea anne   oaklnd, Tennessee

3/12/2013 3:35:20 PM

i have a silver yorkie which she is 3 yrs old .ever since i bought her she just turned 1 yr old in jan.the lady told me she was eating puridan puppy food.but ever since i had her she will not eat except home food. we have spent so much money on dog food since we had her. we have bought from the cheapest to the expensive price food.i have even tryed food from my vet & spoke to him each time.every time vets & dog food store says she will eat finally.she will not go hunger,leave her alone for 3-4 days & she will eat,but she will not,she will go 5 days or lger.she will finally eat when nobody seeing her.but she sits around us when we're eating & beggs.we feel so sorry for her it hurts us so much.but i know home food could kill her & hurt her,but what am i suppose to do.need help,what am we're suppose to do.we're spending so much money just throwing it away,from all the dog food we're wasting on.what else can i do.do u have any suggestion.i don't want her to die from giving her home food.

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Peggy   Whuitehouse, TX

11/20/2011 12:31:03 PM

My Husband bought me Yorkshire terriers volume 16 3rd edition. I really enjoyed the storys and the imformation was really helpful. I just got my secound yorkie. She is Great so smart. and for sure the cuttest one ever LOL. Can you please tell me how I can send you some pictures.

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