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~ Chewie loves Khia ~ Vote Shotgun #26288 DOTM for May ~ Prayers for Oklahoma and all affected by these horrible storms Mommy has been doing some of what she calls "spring cleaning" and I have a few things I don't quite understand about that. Maybe some of you who are older and wiser than I am can shed some light on this human practice. First it should be called "house" cleaning because she isn't cleaning a spring (the bouncy kind OR the wet kind) she is cleaning the house. I know what you are going to say now.....it is cleaning done every "Spring" as in the 4 seasons but that is silly because there isn't any "Summer" Cleaning, "Winter" Cleaning OR "Fall" Cleaning so WHY SPRING??? What is so special about spring? I also know what you are going to say now.... Spring is when there is new growth and it is a time to start anew. So, if that's the case, lets just get rid of EVERYTHING and start "anew".... better yet, lets sell the whole house then we could REALLY start anew. Now I am not saying I want to do that, I am just making a point that the idea is just plain dumb. If they would just keep everything in order and clean all year long, throw out stuff they don't use or better yet DONATE it somewhere and replace the things that need to be replaced or repair the ones they can, there would be no need for this silly ritual every year because it would already be done.Just one more piece of evidence that humans are not the superior species! They have so many silly expressions and rituals. They have too much to drink, they want some hair of the dog that bit them???? Now just what do us poor dogs have to do with that??? yep it's the old "blame the dog ritual/habit" Pass a little gas there fella? That's okay, blame Fido! Your sandwich disappear off your plate, don't look at your better half, Look at Rover, he must have done it! ( BTW, are you sure that half is really BETTER?) Why just last night, Daddy was going to make a salad and couldn't find the cherry tomatoes. They were not in the produce drawer in the fridge, AHA! they were in the Meat drawer....who did he blame? ME! He told Mommy "Chewie must have come in the kitchen and moved them because he ( Daddy ) didn't do that after he made the last salad".....yeah, right! I rest my case. I am going to check into some of these things and maybe write a manual on How to Live With and UNDERSTAND Your Human! Hugs, Chewie