The Name Game

From the sentimental to the just plain wacky, the reasons people pick dog names are as diverse as the names themselves.

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When Brian Johnson was playing catcher for the San Francisco Giants back in the 1990s, he assumed the hardest thing in life was calling pitches from behind the plate. Should his pitcher throw a curveball? A slider? A changeup?

Then he and his wife purchased three Bernese Mountain Dogs, each weighing between 105 and 110 pounds. Not only were they faced with the challenge of raising such large dogs, but also the task of naming them.

“They’re brothers and they’re pretty excitable, so we wanted to give them names that related to their personalities,” says Johnson, who now runs a business in Michigan. “So we thought and thought and thought about it, until we came up with what we thought were perfect names.”

The oldest, Johnson and his wife named Ruckus. “The second we call Ado,” he says. “Like, ‘Much Ado About Nothing.’ And the third is Ballou — for Hulla-Ballou.”

Although most Americans may not go to such creative extremes, naming a dog affords a unique opportunity to do, well, anything. Leah Guggenheimer of New York named her Dachshund Marlo after her favorite entertainer, Marlo Thomas.

“I hope Marlo Thomas doesn’t poop all over the house as much as my Marlo does,” Guggenheimer says.

John Stahl of Georgia named his Poodle Aguirre after the Werner Herzog film. And Jennifer Smith of Texas has two dogs — No Name and Dog.

That’s right — a dog named Dog.

Cindy Wolff, pets editor of the Memphis Commercial Appeal, annointed her American Pit Bull Terrier Brad Pitt and her Collie mix Tipper Gore. “I wanted her to have a strong woman’s name,” Wolff says, “and Hillary sounded so stuffy.”

According to Melanie Miller, owner of Agile Minds Training School, a great name might not result in a great dog, but it does impact psyche. “In agility, especially with Border Collies, you want a name that evokes speed and a lack of control,” Miller says. “Something like Pyro or Blast shows people that this dog is a serious competitor.”

Miller pauses, “Even if it is sort of silly.”

Jeff Pearlman is a former Sports Illustrated senior writer and a contributing columnist to ESPN.com. He is the author of two books, including the recently released, "Love Me, Hate Me: Barry Bonds and the Making of an Antihero."


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Haley   Arco, ID

11/8/2013 6:11:55 PM

We named my Border Collie pup Badger because he looks like a badger and was always finding a way out of the fence. He always seemed to have another hole to get out through each time :)

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Andrew   Bellevue, NE

7/5/2011 12:58:08 PM

I named my Belgian Tervuren Shadow. I figured it fit him well as a companion of mine and was always by my side.

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Julie   Grand Rapids,, MI

4/2/2010 2:06:11 AM

I named my dog after my 2 favorite Broadway composers. George "Gershwin" and Andrew "Lloyd Webber". I had to combine them since he is a one in a million guy, he needed a one in a million name!! (That would mean is name should have been Larry Graham...anyway). So now we are honing up his composing skills. Good grief, he does have awfully big "paws" to fill!!! Have a great day!

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Marilyn   Tacoma, WA

10/13/2008 1:39:11 PM

I named my year old Shih Stzu Petra. I went thru the foreign names on the internet and found Petra as a girls name. Since she is a pet the name fit her.

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